Steve Jobs is a sexy beast.

At MacWorld this week Steve Jobs is expected to announce the development of a High Definition television that is so HD you can actually reach out and touch whatever you are watching. If the size of your TV accomodates, you can enter your television and be transported via an iTravel connection to whatever destination might be on your screen. He wants the blogosphere to stress that it is NOT time-travel, but rather teleportation, meaning that if you’re watching say, Back to the Future, you will not travel to November 5, 1955, but rather will arrive at the Brown Mansion at today’s current date. This is because Jobs and the team of researchers at Apple were able to bend space, but not time, something that physicists have thought impossible without quantum technology, which doesn’t exist yet. That’s when it was discovered that Jobs himself can drink a two liter of Jack Daniels reserve and then, approximately one hour later, he urinates God knowledge.

~ by KB on January 15, 2008.