Death Watch: Day II

Professional extreme skier Billy Poole died after taking a fall in Big Cottonwood Canyon, Utah. He was 28.

Just like Heath Ledger. Coincidence? FoxNews doesn’t think so. In a report today, the God-extension news source quoted, “it’s obvious, isn’t it? If you’re a liberal-minded 28 year old, you’re in a very dangerous spot this year. I’m just saying, look at the facts.”

That was Sean Hannity when asked about the situation. He then stripped to his knickers, crapped on his desk, and made Alan Colmes clean up the mess while dressed in drag.

Rumor has it, when they went to commercial, the two engaged in a homoerotic adventure that included a life-size blowup dinosaur and a very real magic wand.

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~ by KB on January 23, 2008.