You’re already too late.

Hey Facebook fans! Remember that creepy crawly feeling you have on the back of your neck every time you log into Facebook?? Well guess what! I’ve got loads more dirt on where that creepy crawly feeling is coming from. I’ll be posting more this evening, so check back and prepare to regret your morbid fascination with that pond of etheral defecation.

Oh, and if you don’t have that feeling when you sign in to Facebook, umm, see a doctor, or something. You’re fucked.

UPDATE: So as it turns out, once you’ve created a Facebook account, you can never delete it. Never, ever. Even if you erase all of your profile information, Facebook has already saved every single communication you’ve ever had on their website, and as the Times also mentions in the previous link, it is still possible to contact people through a deleted Facebook account.

How d’ya like them apples?

In short, and because I’m outta time, all those folks who keep touting “Facebook is better than Myspace” or “You should get on Facebook, it’s the best!” have just become seriously more entertaining. Welcome to the world wide web, folks. Please leave your personality at the door. Anything else you need to know we’ll be glad to tell you. (You’re watching the What To Think Network!)

~ by KB on February 12, 2008.