Move over Miles Davis.

Paleontologists discovered a new species of dinosaur:

a massive plant-eater belonging to the hadrosaur group of plant-eating duck-billed dinos, which may have had the ability to bang out a tune using a fan-shaped bony crest on its skull.

Well blow me down, it’s a bloody horn player.

This brings to mind the immortal story of Jean Baptiste Philouza and his counterpart Fellini, who quibbed, “dammit woman, you will bear me a marching band!”

Word on the streets is that Michael Crichton is already fast at work on Jurassic Park 4: The Return of the Revenge of John Hammond’s Ghost. The audiobook is purported to be read by Milli Vanilli, which of course means it will actually be read by Matt Damon (who incidentally is fucking Sarah Silverman).

~ by KB on February 13, 2008.