Roger Clemens is incredibly tactful.
It’s a pretty amazing thing when someone as high profile as Roger Clemens is found standing in front of Congress defending himself against accusations of cheating. It’s even more amazing when his gut reaction is to blame it all on a misunderstanding, and then throw his wife under the bus.
“McNamee testified that he injected her (with HGH!!!) at Roger Clemens’ direction…”
Well, can you blame the guy? I’d have done the same thing. I mean, look at the “before” picture. She was hideous!! Bitch obviously had triple chin syndrome and a soup-kitchen’s worth of cellulite for dessert. Looks like they had a lot more children but she ATE them all.
I can already imagine Roger muttering in his meat-head, caveman-like southern drawl, “Take this. You’ll get hot again.”
Like any woman in her right mind could say no to Roger Clemens, what with him being such a stand-up guy and all.
UPDATE: And here’s a little more insight from our friends at RealMenUseNeedles.
For gods sakes, she’s pregnant in that first picture!
marcys said this on February 13, 2008 at 11:20 am
Nah, she’s just fat.
KB said this on February 13, 2008 at 11:34 am
he’s a cheater.
nice photo.
Son of Bill Brasky said this on February 13, 2008 at 11:46 am
There is a lot of cheaters. Why single him out
Bud Dodge said this on February 15, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Ask the U.S. Congress. I’m just following the headlines.
KB said this on February 15, 2008 at 2:03 pm
We all know they were doing steroids, Clemens didnt have the …. to admit it.
david h said this on February 16, 2008 at 2:02 am
Exactly. This whole entry is tongue-in-cheek. Clemens was my childhood hero so I tried to give him all the credit in the world. Instead, he just looks like a chump. His wife’s involvement is despicable, his muttering and stuttering is pathetic. Whatta joke.
KB said this on February 16, 2008 at 12:21 pm
K.B. You really got it “Goin on” You got a gift maybe you don’t know about.Hope to see more of you!
J.Wadd said this on February 16, 2008 at 3:34 pm
O….k… that’s kinda creepy.
KB said this on February 17, 2008 at 12:54 pm