Dinosaurs, Dinosaurs, Dinosaurs!!

Well it seems that not only did paleontologists discover the Miles Davis of dinosaurs, but they’ve also found his drinking buddy, SpikeFace.

Paleontologists have discovered in Niger bones of two massive meat-eating dinosaurs that may have picked over the same prey, much as modern-day lions and hyenas do.

The same paleontologists:

named one of the dinosaurs Kryptops palaios, or “old hidden face,” because of a horny covering over its face…

Just imagine what that would look like. Now imagine what it would look like on YOU. Now imagine trying to get with your girl with a spikeface. You lean in, going for the kiss, and pluck, pluck, there go her eyes. Good job, ass. You just blinded your girlfriend for life.

Happy Valentines Day!

~ by KB on February 14, 2008.