Lunar eclipses mean the end is near.
Wednesday night could be the end of time. So much for my new eBay account.
Between 10:00 and 10:50 EST, Feb. 20, there will be a lunar eclipse. This happens when a full moon has sex with the Earth’s shadow when the sun isn’t watching. While there is no significant proof that “shadow babies” even exist, there are religious sects worldwide that consider them a very real threat, so much so that they are preparing for imminent death by stocking up on cyanide and Toby Keith albums.
Three little letters…wtf? No man knows the date of the end of the world. Only God does…sorry I had to point that out.
Anonymous said this on February 25, 2008 at 7:26 pm