Bloggers are assholes. And other thoughts.
Some bloggers out there are so paranoid that when you link to one of their pictures, they go through the trouble of disabling the link so that instead of Peter Griffin’s face showing up, it’s a sad/angry smiley face, or an image like the one above, instead. Why are people so protective of their pictures? (esp when they aren’t really their pictures) I’ll tell you why. Because they’re ego-driven defecation machines.
For those that might need a translation, there are “blog-people” out there that are nothing more than vehicles that consume, process, and shit. Shit machines. That’s what they are. They can be found in public restrooms, usually standing in the corner looking suspicious. Maybe standing at the sink pretending to wash their hands. You can always tell if someone’s washing their hands or just pretending by whether or not they’re using soap.
P.S. You are not allowed to use my copy-protected images that aren’t really my copy-protected images as your copy-protected images.
In the end though, aren’t we all just defecation machines?
ashtray said this on March 25, 2008 at 5:28 pm