Microsoft set to get all Minority on that ass.

Globochem’s new “Surface”, the computer that is literally a desktop, is ready to make it’s debut. I want one. Where can you buy one? You can’t. Not unless you’re AT&T, who plans to have the items in their stores as a functioning part of their business. So, if you want to be a shitstain in the underpants of the communications industry, quit your job immediately and sign up at the nearest AT&T store, and you too can play Chief John Anderton and get all touchy feely with your porn. Did I say porn? I meant sales invoices.

~ by KB on April 2, 2008.