Leave it to those crazy Texans!
I’ve been talking to my friends and colleagues and associates and business acquaintances and enemies and vendors and soliciting cold-callers for awhile about putting together a trip to Texas for two extremely important reasons. First, I needed to escape the cold of the Northeast winter and second, it’s the best damn barbeque in the country.
NEVER, in my right mind did I believe that I’d want to go there to see the world’s most powerful laser! This laser smashes, it bashes, it’ll blow up the moon no questions asked. How powerful you ask? Powerful enough to propel the earth across the universe when the sun ups and gets all supernova on our asses.
BAM!
fuck texas, I have a popeye’s chicken in walking distance and its going to be 70 degrees today. your problem, she is, solved.
Casey said this on April 10, 2008 at 9:10 am
Wow, walking distance to a Popeye’s Chicken. Simply amazing.
Anonymous said this on May 3, 2008 at 7:48 pm