First Contact: Amazonian Tribe set for colonization, cultural depletion
There really are people/tribes out there on this great earth that have never made contact with the outside world. This link will take you to the first images taken from the air - our first glimpse into their world, their first terrifying experience with us, and the beginning of a slow, torturous undoing of their way of life.
Amazing, isn’t it? All the villagers come running out of their huts to see what the “big loud bird” is doing. Man, they must be freaking out right about now.
Upon closer inspection, we see that this tribe is primarily made up of red people, with one bright yellow guy and a charcoal black guy who MUST be the chief. What are those in their hands anyway, rain sticks? Didgeridoos?
Oh my God… THEY’RE SHOOTING AT US!!!! THEY’RE SHOOTING AT US!!!! FIREBALL ‘EM!!! FIREBALL THE HEATHEN BASTARDS!!!!!
Oh, natives. When will you ever learn.
Oddly enough, I was sort of thinking the same thing when I read about this. The only difference was, as opposed to laying the land to waste, napalm style. I pondered how long till either a Wal-Mart, or Arby’s Franchise shows up.
Casey said this on May 30, 2008 at 9:10 am