Super Earths, and what we can expect.

Astronomers in Europe recently discovered three “Super Earths“, the largest being nearly ten percent larger than the runt we live on.

It occurred to me that Super Earths might harbor Super Humans and Super Plants and Animals - not like Krypton or anything, just humans, plants, and animals that are nearly ten times the size as us.  If these Super Earths were actually to scale, I’d be most interested in capturing and studying one of their species, preferably a female (woot!).

Seriously though, one of the Super Earths orbits around its sun in four days (as opposed to our 365).  So there goes the scale theory.  Either that or time means something way different for Super Earthlings, and their lifetimes come and go in less than one year.  Shit, if you count dog years, that cute little puppy you just got won’t live to see August.

Oh puppies.  You’ve always got it so rough.

~ by KB on June 17, 2008.

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3 Responses to “Super Earths, and what we can expect.”

  1. I can only imagine what we will discover as our technology advances. it’s only a matter of time until we find something actually alive out there.

    ~Jo

    Savin Oxide

    savinoxide said this on June 17, 2008 at 2:18 pm

  2. Saw what you wrote about Heath Ledger.
    You can go FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!

    HLRIP

    john said this on June 22, 2008 at 10:48 pm

  3. Clearly, John is an idiot. Pay no mind, folks. He’ll get it one of these days… we hope.

    KB said this on June 23, 2008 at 6:28 pm

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