I’ve got to get back… to the future!
Welcome to the future. In a move that’s been anticipated for twenty years, Nike is finally up to the challenge, releasing the McFly Hyperdunk sneaker line this summer.
A spokesperson for Nike said that testing on the auto-lacing technology has gone very well and is available for public integration immediately. When asked about rumored tests-gone-wrong, the spokesperson declined comment.
It was reported that early tests zippered so tightly that the subjects feet were snapped off from the ankle. Though Nike won’t comment on the rumors, there have been reports from the Nike compound that dozens of people have been seen limping around on crutches with one or no feet visible to the naked eye. Unless Nike is developing invisible technology, I think I’m going to stick with New Balance for the foreseeable future.
Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out that he’d melt my brain.
Casey said this on July 1, 2008 at 9:47 am