Barenaked Awesomeness.
Oh, the bloodlust of the rock and roll gods have claimed another victim, this time through good timey cocaine and hookers in the small town of Fayetteville, NY. Steven Page, the totally awesome guitarist from the uber-metal band Barenaked Ladies, was hogtied and picked up by the fuzz after having an “argument” over payment with a prostitute his “girlfriend”.
What’s more disturbing is that this incident is clearly a media stunt, not entirely unlike the Paris Hilton fun time saturday morning infotainment special sex tape, in an effort to promote his forth coming CHILDREN’S album.
“I just want the little fuckers to know that drugs are cool. And to address the issue of childhood obesity… and the benefits of a good daily dose of blow.” Page said about the presumed fallout. “People will totally think I’m cool now.”
Whatever dude. You’ve got a length of garden hose hanging from your nose. Classy.
Ha ha…
Mike said this on July 17, 2008 at 10:50 am
awww…thats sad. wonder why he was hanging out in fayetteville, hmmmm…..that’s a mystery.
Casey said this on July 17, 2008 at 11:43 am
He was hanging out in fayetteville because his band sucks
ashtray said this on July 22, 2008 at 8:59 pm